Brangelina, Sporks, and the Secrets of Portmanteau

Confession time: I love when famous people who are dating become one word. Brangelina. Bennifer. The entire cast of Glee. In college, my friend Cassie started dating this guy Brent, and Brassie was born.

This phenomenon has a name, and as a student of the French language, I love using it: portmanteau.

The Oxford Comma Is Pretentious

The Oxford Comma Is Pretentious

If the Oxford comma is a prepster in chinos and a green LaCoste polo, I’m a hipster in a dirty flannel shirt and skinny jeans. If the Oxford comma is, in fact, Oxford, I’m the year you took off college to go chill with some Maasai in Kenya. If the Oxford comma is a MacBook Pro, I’m that manual typewriter you got at a yard sale that everyone sees and asks, “Is that a real typewriter? Can I try it?”

Who needs the Oxford comma? Shoot who needs commas in general?